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2009-10-14
5:45 p.m.
annoying little people

How Funny Becomes Annoying When Little People Don’t Know When to Shut Up On Facebook

Some background information: I took my brother shopping for clothes last week because he finally admitted that he has no clothes. And it was so tiresome finding him shirts because for someone so sloppy, he’s surprisingly picky about design. So my dad reimbursed him (!) and for some reason gave him an extra $60, which my brother thought was my refund for the shirt I paid for. But it wasn’t, so he happily made to go back to his little hole with his unearned cash until objected, after which he came back down and gave me $10.

And then:


Lee Yang Chua
why is my sister so greedy. and materialist.
15 hours ago

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Chua Su Yin
EXCUSE ME?

YOU earned $60 from TRYING ON JEANS and give me a measly 10 for my precious time and energy? i have 5 assignments and a test within 3 weeks so I SHOULD GET MORE THAN 16.66667% FOR SERVICE CHARGE.

and look who you're calling materialist, mr dishonest! i say you return the money. yes. i never get reimbursed for MY purchases.
15 hours ago


Chua Su Yin
why is my brother pocketing $60 for shopping and then calling ME 'materialist and greedy' on facebook after giving me (only) $10 for bringing him out of the GOODNESS OF MY HEART?


Lee Yang Chua
why am i incessantly bullied by my sister. such hurtful, hurtful words


Chua Su Yin > Julien Constantine Lim
warning in advance: if you like my brother's false accusations of my being 'greedy. and materialist' >:(((( i will kill you. don't forget, that little midget thinks you're a himbo!
15 hours ago


Lee Yang Chua
why is my sister's boyfriend such a himbo.
15 hours ago

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Chua Su Yin > Julien Constantine Lim
Lee Yang Chua
why is my sister's boyfriend such a himbo.
15 hours ago

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Lee Yang Chua
doesn't
"bringing him out of the GOODNESS OF MY HEART"
and
“I SHOULD GET MORE THAN 16.66667% FOR SERVICE CHARGE”
…strike you as just a tad inconsistent?

Chua Su Yin
fine. i choose to harp on the notion of sacrifice. but just for the record, it was out of the goodness of my heart until you were unfairly rewarded.

Lee Yang Chua
you realise that the reason why dad disburses yours truly and not you is due to the understanding that money doesn't run through my fingers like water...

Chua Su Yin
it does NOT, last week was the first time i went shopping in a while and the only money i spent was on you, as you might recall. and besides, i save several hundred month. and you got a 50% raise this year, which is two years earlier than i did. which puts ____x24 more in your bank account.

Lee Yang Chua
that's hardly something you should blow your trumpet about; clearly someone has realised financial maturity no less than two years ahead of someone else.
13 hours ago

Chua Su Yin
oh go drown in your 20k.
15 hours ago • Delete

Lee Yang Chua
=(
i wasn't the first to label julien, as you well know...
14 hours ago

Chua Su Yin
yes well he wants you to know that he's a 'nerd'.
14 hours ago • Delete

Julien Constantine Lim
I didn't.
7 hours ago

Chua Su Yin
yes you did. you insisted all the way past siglap centre, until you forgot and started talking about your body.


Lee Yang Chua
rather deeply do i fear for your generation.
13 hours ago

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Chua Su Yin
it's your generation too, you annoying little superior person. stop fighting with me from upstairs.
and someone didn't necessarily get his allowance doubled because he attained financial maturity, it happened mostly because he didn't study hard enough and had to go to poly, where food and transport costs double that of jc.
13 hours ago

Lee Yang Chua
ouch. though oddly enough, your expenses undoubtedly exceed mine by rather disproportionate amounts

my allowance was never doubled; wherever did you get such a notion. -.-
13 hours ago

Chua Su Yin
atm card. we get the same amount now. and that's because i feed and clothe myself, neither of which you're capable of. doritos are not a meal, shorty.
12 hours ago


Lee Yang Chua
Woe befall us, should we ever be obliged to do an honest day's work in the foreseeable future. Fortunately Chua Su Yin may never encounter this sordid eventuality, as she appears set on fulfilling her lifelong ambition of becoming a rich tai-tai.
48 minutes ago

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Chua Su Yin
can you STOP IT? it's bloody irritating.
36 minutes ago

Lee Yang Chua
speakers of the truth are seldom well-received =(


Ugh. Just so you all know what my brother has become with Facebook.

edit In light of recent events (which have thankfully been resolved), I would like to clarify that this incident is not reflective of an actual fight between my brother and myself. Though I wasn't too happy about the taitai bit, because I have no desire to become one. A wealthy husband would be a bonus, of course, but of course I have the moral fibre to want to support myself, especially my material pursuits. Because leeching off someone just means you have no self respect. So that bit did piss me off.

<> Anyway, my brother's is pet insult is my spending habits, and mine is that he’s short and socially stunted. And weird. What else is family for, if not to point out your flaws that other people are too diplomatic to bring up? This episode is just an example of how he thinks he’s being funny but has not yet mastered the skill of the artful use of formal tone as yours truly has, pardon my arrogance. No, don’t. Why be sorry when you’re the best?

I’d better not spark off another misunderstanding and say now that I mean that in jest, of course. Partially, anyway.


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